Hereafter jokes
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
Community talk
Lament my loss, my labour, and my pain, All ye that hear my woeful plaint and cry. If ever man might once your heart constrain To pity words of right, it should be I That since the time that youth in me did reign My pleasant years to bondage did apply, Which, as it was, I purpose to declare Whereby my friends hereafter may be ware ...