what's black and red and is a liquid? my scars!
Time heals all wounds.
Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.
They said time heals all wounds, well I broke your watch.
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice. Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.