Head Shoulders jokes

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.

What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?

Head & Shoulders.

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?

"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."

I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."

What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?

Head & Shoulders.

Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?

"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"

I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"

What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.

Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.

Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.

Your forehead [is] so big that if I drew an H on it, Kobe could have landed there.