How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
a pornstar committed sue of side her coworkers must be taking it hard
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture..Tonya says.."I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds"
who make hard candy for the kids
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What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard she turned Christian.
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
