Hannibal jokes

"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"

Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.

Will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today!

Beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that!

Will: Yey!

Beverly: What should we bring him?

Will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* Come in the bucket!

Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends

Harrison

Hank, skamwkakkshsygauytqg.

"It's not a war crime if you win the war."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War