Hannibal jokes

"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"

Will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today!

Beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that!

Will: Yey!

Beverly: What should we bring him?

Will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* Come in the bucket!

Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.

Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."

what's the difference between hitler and you?

one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.

If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?