Hannibal jokes

"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"

Will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today!

Beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that!

Will: Yey!

Beverly: What should we bring him?

Will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* Come in the bucket!

Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.

Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.

Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.