Handy jokes

Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

And slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^_^

Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.

What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...

Handy Andy.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.

"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."

6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.

I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.

I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".

If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".

If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".

6:30 has to be the best time, hands down.