Handy jokes

Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.

What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...

Handy Andy.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.

Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.

Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂

Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.

Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.

Best way to do it.

Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.

Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

And slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^_^