Handy jokes

Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

And slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^_^

Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.

What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...

Handy Andy.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.

I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".

If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".

If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".