Handy jokes
Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.
W collab???
Hands down, syndromes are bad.
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.
Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.
Best way to do it.
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^