Halking jokes

It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.

What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"

Stephen Hawking answers.

Steven Hawking

Why did Steven Hawking die?

A quad rasher ran him over.

What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.

So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50 and Jack came down smiling.

So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"

So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"

Have you ever walked past Steven Hawking's house?

No, neither has he.

A depressed kid tried to give a tree a high-five, but the tree left him hanging.