Halking jokes

It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.

What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"

Stephen Hawking answers.

Steven Hawking

Why did Steven Hawking die?

A quad rasher ran him over.

What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.

So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"

So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"

Have you ever walked past Steven Hawking's house?

No, neither has he.

You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?

What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?