Hair lines jokes

Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.

Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.

"Deez nutz" are a hairline.

If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."

Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.

Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.