Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Hair Lines Jokes
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
