Gunfire jokes

I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.

Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed.

Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)

What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?

When you have a gun in your hand.

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."

Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.

Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide

Me: Aren't they the same thing?

I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.