A suicidal customer walks into a gun store...
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
So a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half of then the man says wow school supplies are low the week
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already
