Great Grandfather jokes

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was such a good pilot.

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was an amazing pilot.

I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.

A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:

"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."

The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"

My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌

I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

My grandfather has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Grandpa: "You can't have phones within 15 feet of the table."

Me: "And you aren't allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school."

One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says, “Well, can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied, “No.” So the grandpa says, “Okay,” and leaves it at that and walks off.

A few years later, the boy asks his grandfather for some money again, and his grandfather once again asks, “Can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says, “Yes, it can.” To which the grandpa says, “Good, now go fuck yourself.”

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.