Great Grandfather jokes
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
My grandfather has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"
Grandpa: "You can't have phones within 15 feet of the table."
Me: "And you aren't allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school."
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
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I’ve seen my great grandfather, my grandfather, my father, my 2 sons, and my 2 grandchildren. But where’s my damn wife?
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