Government assistance jokes

What do Somalians excel at in the US?

Welfare fraud.

What is welfare fraud supposed to taste like?

Bananas and Rice.

What do Somalians excel at in the United States?

Welfare fraud.

What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?

Lay-Z and Freeyonce.

How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.