"Yo mama's so fat, that when she farts Al Gore accuses her of global warming." — Meet the Spartans
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces. So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh so you're still on the first episode then?"
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...
no one could tell that it was their blood.
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.
