Good Luck

Good Luck jokes

Rapper

  • Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?

    Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!

    Height

  • I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

    And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

    Quote

  • Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

    Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

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  • Luck

  • Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.

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  • Polar Bear

  • Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

    “I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”

    Orphan

  • Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!

    Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!

    Good luck, Jake.

    Orphan

  • So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."

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  • Mom

  • My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.

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  • Rapper

  • Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

    Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!

    Ball

  • Papyrus: Well come to the underground.

    Sans: How was your falls?

    Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.

    Sans: Give me your balls!

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  • Sister

  • Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"

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  • Homophobe

  • What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?

    Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D

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