Good Luck jokes

So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”

Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

Papyrus: Well come to the underground.

Sans: How was your falls?

Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.

Sans: Give me your balls!

My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!

Like this,

it will give you good luck. See for yourself!

Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!

What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?

Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D

Like This For Good Luck!

Hi, please like for good luck!

Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

Good luck, Gwen, with everything!

Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!

Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!

Good luck, Jake.

Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."

The number 13? Not on my watch!

If at first it doesn't succeed, try, try again.

I don't have luck with other angels.

So I just WING IT!