Good Fortune jokes
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."
The happier they get, the less they see.
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?
Community talk
GENESIS 30 1When Rachel saw that she was not bearing Jacob any children, she became jealous of her sister. So she said to Jacob, “Give me children, or I’ll die!” 2Jacob became angry with her and said, “Am I in the place of God, who has kept you from having children?” 3Then she said, “Here is Bilhah, my servant. Sleep with her so that she can bear children for me and I too can build a family through her.” 4So she gave… Read more