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Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Two tweets from user @xMangojuice. The first one says: "2star yelp review @xMangojuice. went camping with my uncircumcised friend and he didn't even bring a sleeping bag? lol he's gonna be freezing tn". The second one says: "2star yelp review @xMangojuice. oh my god wait what is he doing".

Revenge

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image consists of two panels side by side. The left panel shows a woman holding a rifle with the text: "DIDN'T KILL THE MAN WHO TORTURED AND KILLED HER FATHER, BECAUSE 'REVENGE IS BAD'". The right panel shows the video game character Kirby with the text: "KILLED THE GODS BECAUSE SOMEONE STOLE HIS CAKE".

Teen

DrNoob72 · 2 years ago

The image shows a two-panel meme. The upper panel shows a magazine cover with a headline that reads, "Paralysed teen learned to walk" and below "Hit by car...and paralysed again". The magazine also has two images, one of a woman standing smiling and another of her receiving medical attention. The text "As Jade is now" can be seen too. The bottom panel shows a close up of Iron Man with a caption that says "God" over his face and "Stay down. Final warning." at the bottom.

Transphobia

Wade · 2 years ago

Based

A screenshot of a series of comments. The first comment by May TheBlahaj states: "Damn unless I'm crazy the level of transphobia on wje is insane." Followed by a reply by Snapback Jester, "You're crazy, and nobody cares". May TheBlahaj then replies: "Let me guess, Wade?", and finally nut cracker writes: "oh god".

Attack

Wade · 2 years ago

Attack on Deadpool

The image shows a large being looming over a burning city with Deadpool in the foreground. Deadpool exclaims: "Oh my god!... I think I left the oven on at home!". The text above says: GOOGLED "ATTACK ON DEADPOOL" and below says: WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.

Work

King bob · 3 years ago

A still from a movie showing two children with their hands together in a praying position. Text overlay says: "Me and my friend at work are like... Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far far away from here."

Christian

Chri5 · 3 years ago

*woken*

The image shows two men in what appears to be a wrestling setting. In the background, a text says "Christians and non Christians having enough of wokey". In the front, the text says "god is a 'they'".

Ohio

9ddytwasdfcgvhbjk65e4w35s4e6drtyiuopuy6 · 3 years ago

Ohio smh

A news graphic shows the United States map completely filled in by the state of Ohio. The headline reads "Ohio took over America". There is a small text at the bottom that reads "Oh god oh f**k they're getting stronger says Canada."

Jeffrey Epstein

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A four-panel image showing the faces of four men, each with a label above them. From left to right: The first panel shows Dr Disrespect with the label 'NOOB'. The second panel shows Drake with the label 'PRO'. The third panel shows Sean 'Diddy' Combs with the label 'HACKER'. The fourth panel shows Jeffrey Epstein with the label 'GOD'.

Bro

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

An anime character with pink hair is praying with his hands together. The text above him says: "Me thanking God for letting bro be born instead of ending up in rubber or toilet."

OnlyFans

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Sus???

A message thread between two users. The first user says, "I was literally about to say don't ask where I got the money from". The second user replies, "Guys Wade has a OnlyFans thats why he's rich. I swear to f***ing God."

Bee

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Dick

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a text conversation followed by a hand pushing a blue button labeled "nute". The text depicts an awkward sexual encounter with a man using heavy Irish slang.

Shrek

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

Shresh

A screenshot of a Google search showing the search term "i accidentally built an ogre shrine while watching shrek". Below this is an image of Shrek on a TV screen and an image of a Japanese shrine. Next to those images is a skeleton sitting at a computer with the text "oh god i have done it again".

Film

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

A screenshot of a youtube video with the title "Top 10 Depictions of God in Film". The video's thumbnail shows a Bionicle character.

Feet

arsonisfun · 2 years ago

Real

Sonic the Hedgehog is kneeling in a field with his hands together in prayer. Above him, the text reads, "Thank you God," and below him, the text reads, "for not making me attracted to feet."

Sweet bro

The Unknown King of Moderation · 2 years ago

SBAHJ

The image is a four-panel comic. The first panel shows a red character with spiky hair and a large stomach, standing in front of a brick wall. The second panel shows another character, this one in purple, saying, "HEY... HEY? I HEARD THAT THERE WAS SOME FAT UGLY NUNSACK OVER HERE THAT WAS GODS GIFT TO GRINDS." The third panel shows the red character from the first panel again, this time with a "TCH>" bubble next to him. The fourth panel shows the red character with the text, "whoof want to know?" above him and also shows the character in multiple clones. There is also a big "TO BE CONTINUED" at the bottom with a distorted color effect.

Religion

Willy b · 2 years ago

The image shows five religious traditions with associated quotes about love. Christian is paired with "God is Love," Judaism with "Love is God's Way," Buddhism with "Love is a Gift," and Hinduism with "Love is Truth." Islam is juxtaposed with a quote that says "Fight all the infidels until they worship Allah." There is a user tag @israeli.dude in the bottom right corner and the name John Smith in the bottom left.

Depression

Autterpop · 3 years ago

Boys Vs Girls (oh god another reminder of the robbie incident)

The image displays a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows a woman with dark hair and a choker saying, "I have depression." The top right panel shows a blonde woman saying, "OMG you should go talk to cpecialist." The bottom left panel depicts a decapitated head and neck, and the bottom right panel shows a rifle.

Love

God · 3 years ago

<3 he said it back

A dark-themed chat with user God saying "i love you matt" and user Matt replying "I love you too, God".

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