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EPIC The Musical

Dish3rm3s_luvva9 · 2 months ago

Pov: your the only chaotic duo in olympus

A line art illustration featuring the Greek gods Hermes and Apollo. Hermes wears sunglasses and a scarf while looking intensely to the side, while Apollo wears round sunglasses and strikes a dramatic singing pose with one arm raised in the air. Text above them reads 'HERMES & APOLLO'.

Hotel

Anonymous · 3 years ago

When your in a hotel and hear muffled moaning from another room

A screenshot from a YouTube video of Eminem with a shocked facial expression. The subtitle reads, "Something's wrong, I can feel it."

Shooting

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a Facebook post with comments about a tragic shooting, followed by a picture of a troll-face character smirking next to a computer that is on fire. The Facebook post has various comments with Todd responding to the initial tragedy with "Probably coffin brochures" and "Bullets?".

OnlyFans

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Sus???

A message thread between two users. The first user says, "I was literally about to say don't ask where I got the money from". The second user replies, "Guys Wade has a OnlyFans thats why he's rich. I swear to f***ing God."

Ham

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

The ham is in fact processed

A slab of processed ham with text describing the ham as an "unholy meat obelisk" and its processing as an "abhorrence" while also saying that it is a “declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order”.

Greek Mythology

Dish3rm3s_luvva9 · 2 months ago

I tried my best

A pencil sketch of the Greek goddess Athena in full armor holding a shield with the head of Medusa on it. Next to her, an owl flies above a young boy in ancient Greek clothing and says, 'You're a good kid', to which the boy replies, 'thanks!'.

Love

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

he don't hate me fully

A man with a beard sits at a table. The text above him says: "Always remember that God loves you, if he didn't, you would be an Indian rn."

Injury

RapBoat · 2 years ago

Bro is doing tricks on it😭

The image shows a tweet by user Kurrco, stating that Playboi Carti was injured during the shoot of a music video for the song 'KETAMINE'. There is a video thumbnail and an image of a knife hanging from a ceiling. There is also a reply from user Ferzsc, expressing extreme sympathy and offering to take Playboi Carti's pain.

Dog

Why should you care · 1 year ago

God is you... If you have a dog

A golden retriever puppy is sitting and looking up at the camera. The puppy has a cute expression. The puppy's feet are not in view. Two gray slippers are visible at the bottom of the image. The text says, "I taught Luna to sit. She was SO thrilled with the praise she got, that now, every time I turn around this is what I see. My heart!!!"

Satan

Thoughtless · 2 years ago

A two-panel cartoon showing a stick figure with a thought bubble saying, "if god creates bad people and satan punishes bad people then satan is the good guy." Below, another stick figure in a Wendy's uniform says in a speech bubble, "Sir, this is a Wendy's."

Skeleton

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 4 years ago

Oop

A skeleton wearing a Russian hat and holding a rifle sits behind a desk with papers. The text overlay says, "Oh god I've done it again" and a search bar with text, "help i accidentally joined the russian mafia."

Home

BigDaveFan · 2 years ago

A white paper with black text and a simple black drawing of a figure with a long nose. The text reads: "It's MY home, God gave me the right to make it a tomb for federal agents or thieves."

Gas

OTBP_Mason26 · 3 years ago

on god

The image shows Snoop Dogg looking relaxed and holding a lit cigarette. The text above reads: 'ME: I HOPE GAS PRICES DON'T GET ANY HIGHER. GAS PRICES:'.

Attack

Wade · 2 years ago

Attack on Deadpool

The image shows a large being looming over a burning city with Deadpool in the foreground. Deadpool exclaims: "Oh my god!... I think I left the oven on at home!". The text above says: GOOGLED "ATTACK ON DEADPOOL" and below says: WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.

Transphobia

Wade · 3 years ago

Based

A screenshot of a series of comments. The first comment by May TheBlahaj states: "Damn unless I'm crazy the level of transphobia on wje is insane." Followed by a reply by Snapback Jester, "You're crazy, and nobody cares". May TheBlahaj then replies: "Let me guess, Wade?", and finally nut cracker writes: "oh god".

Revenge

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image consists of two panels side by side. The left panel shows a woman holding a rifle with the text: "DIDN'T KILL THE MAN WHO TORTURED AND KILLED HER FATHER, BECAUSE 'REVENGE IS BAD'". The right panel shows the video game character Kirby with the text: "KILLED THE GODS BECAUSE SOMEONE STOLE HIS CAKE".

Accident

Bozo · 3 years ago

The meme shows a Google search bar with the text 'help i accidentally' and a list of search suggestions such as 'help i accidentally summoned a lemon,' 'help i accidentally built a shelf,' 'help i accidentally built a jeep,' and 'help i accidentally microwaved my brother.' Below that, there is an image of a skeleton sitting at a computer looking confused and a small picture of a boy giving a thumbs up. Above them, text reads 'oh god i have done it again.'

Choice

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

i’d rather pick number 2

A four-panel image. In the top left, a circle character with a mouth open is shown with the text "Would you rather". In the bottom left, the same character is shown again with the text "But god said:". In the top right, the text "Satan wanted to go to heaven? hell" is written next to a stairway to the clouds with a small red figure on top. In the bottom right, a yellow character with a cross shape is shown next to the text "You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!!!!".

Character

Dish3rm3s_luvva9 · 2 months ago

This was last year

A page of hand-drawn character sketches depicting figures from Greek mythology. Top left shows Circe with long hair and flowers; top right shows Telemachus waving; center left shows Aeolus sitting on a cloud holding a bag of wind; center right shows Athena in armor holding a spear; bottom center shows Tiresias holding a staff; and bottom right shows a figure playing a lyre.

Safety

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️ · 3 years ago

Those vids be like abt safety:

An image depicts a cartoon green pickle with a scared face and a life buoy with an angry face. The pickle says, "Don't be stupid!". The life buoy says, "Get my body maker!".

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