Girlfreind jokes
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
I have a girlfriend.
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
Bf: Do you love me?
Gf: Most of the time.
Bf: Well, it's either yes or no.
Gf:...
Bf: Well, when is it that you don't love me?
Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you go to the river an hour, then it takes me a half hour to love you again.
Bf: Why?
Gf: 'Cause you always see that OTHER GIRL.
Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!
Gf: Ohh...
Community talk
Fucing emily like my brother's whore ex girlfreind 😭
yoo sooo yk @the uprising of helld , apparently he wants to be shown " more respect" and that apparently i " treat my girlfreind better" than him , bro like stfu ur a my freind , idgaf if ur my best freind , i would treat any girl i dated with more respect than any of my freinds , and thats why he wants to become moderator , js to ban me out of pettyness. yes i regret banning sum people.