Girlfreind jokes
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
My new girlfriend is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
Community talk
Fucing emily like my brother's whore ex girlfreind 😭
yoo sooo yk @the uprising of helld , apparently he wants to be shown " more respect" and that apparently i " treat my girlfreind better" than him , bro like stfu ur a my freind , idgaf if ur my best freind , i would treat any girl i dated with more respect than any of my freinds , and thats why he wants to become moderator , js to ban me out of pettyness. yes i regret banning sum people.