Girlfreind jokes

Why did the toad cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.

Her: I am scared!

Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!

Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.

My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.

My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

My new girlfriend is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.

Most states:

"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."

Alabama:

"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."