Geographic location jokes

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Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.

This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?

No Panera Bread.