Genus jokes

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.

Is Google a girl or a boy?

Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.

Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀

I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.