Genus jokes

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.

Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀

What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?

Gonorrhea.

I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.