I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Gene Pool Jokes
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.