Gaming jokes
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.
I always hit on 16, then get busted.
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
An elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home.
The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game.
The man asks, "Is it your first time?"
The woman replies, "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex...
I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”