Gaming jokes

Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.

What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?

Arsenal can win trophies and win games.

What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

What's a Mexican's favorite video game?

Borderlands.

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.