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Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."

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    • When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.

    Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.

    Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.

    Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.

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    • Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

    Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

    Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

    Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

    Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

    "I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."

    "I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."

    Said no horror movie character ever.

    And also GTA logic.

    I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

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    • So I added Paul Walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does is sit on the dashboard.

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    • I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.

    And then it hit me.

    My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.

    Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.