Gallows jokes
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," replies the murderer, "Can you please hold my hand?"
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.