Frugality jokes
Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.
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Your family is so cheap that they won't even pay for the child support to keep you.
His neighbor asked Hodja,
"Do you have some forty-year-old vinegar?"
"I have," answered Hodja.
"Would you give me some? I need it to prepare a medication," said the man.
"No, I won't," replied Hodja. "If I had given some to everybody who asked for it, would I have it for forty years?"