Freedom Of The Press jokes

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!