Fredbear jokes

Bite

I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.

Bear

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

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    • Meat

    Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

    They both routinely place meat in small buns.

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    • Living Room

    Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

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    • Bear

    What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.

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