Foster's jokes

Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?

So he could be in a lovely family before death.

Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.

Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.

How to get quick cash:

Step 1: Kill a child's parents.

Step 2: Do foster care for them.

Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.

Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?

Been fostered.

What is an orphan's favorite beer?

"Fosters."