Foster's jokes
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
How to get quick cash:
Step 1: Kill a child's parents.
Step 2: Do foster care for them.
Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."