Foster Care jokes
You want to know how to spot a foster kid?
Them carrying their whole life in a Hefty trash bag.
What kind of beer is an orphan's favorite?
Foster's!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Like this if you are in foster care.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
How to get quick cash:
Step 1: Kill a child's parents.
Step 2: Do foster care for them.
Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.