Foster Care

Foster Care Jokes

Orphan

What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?

They can't have sex.

"Why?"

Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.

Orphan

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Orphan

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Orphan

Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?

Person: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes?

Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?

Orphan: MOTHER!

Person: Let's go home!

Orphan: Uhhhh

*She was never to be seen again*

Orphan

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

Orphan

Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...

'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.

Cash

How to get quick cash:

Step 1: Kill a child's parents.

Step 2: Do foster care for them.

Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.

Orphanage

We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.

Orphan

Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.

Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans ride bikes?

Because they don’t have parent supervision.