Footrest jokes

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

How to fall down stairs.

Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What has 50 legs but can't walk?

25 disabled kids.

- Mommy, I want a bicycle!

- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!