Footrest jokes

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

What has 50 legs but can't walk?

25 disabled kids.

- Mommy, I want a bicycle!

- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.

They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.

They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.