Food Allergy jokes

What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?

A kill streak.

I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.

I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.

Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!

My friend died from an allergic reaction. He gave me an EpiPen while he was dying, so now I have something to remember him from.