Food Allergy jokes

What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?

A kill streak.

I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.

I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me when he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.

I don't think I'm allergic to this.

Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!