Food Allergy jokes
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me when he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
I don't think I'm allergic to this.
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!