Folk Song jokes

How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?

4!

One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"

What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

What do you call an emo a cappella group?

Self harmony.

What is a priest's favorite song?

-- Magic Flute in A minor.

what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.