Folk Song jokes

How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?

4!

One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"

What do you call an emo a cappella group?

Self harmony.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."

What is a priest's favorite song?

-- Magic Flute in A minor.

what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.