Flat Earthers jokes
What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
Flat Earthers
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.