Flat Earthers jokes
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
Flat Earthers
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
Why is Earth flat?
Community talk
I hate karens, protesters, vegans, flat earthers and tiktokers.
I talked to some flat earther today he has some pretty interesting stuff to say but the earth isn鈥檛 fucking flat the only thing the supported his idea was the hole in the roof at the Georgia guide stones always has the North Star in it no mattar what time of night or what time of year