Flamethrower jokes

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."

Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.

A little boy decided to burn a house down. The father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "That's arson."