Fist fight jokes

So my dad said to me and my sister, "Don't fight," but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.

Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.

Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.

When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.