Fishbowl jokes
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
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Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
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Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"