Fire Nation jokes

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.

Last night I burned down an orphanage.

There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

Iran: We can beat the USA.

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