Figurine jokes
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.
Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.