Figurine jokes
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?