Federal Republic Of Germany jokes

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."

A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."

Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?