Exorcism jokes

When the priest said, "Be gone from this boy, demon!" the demon replied, "And you get out of the boy!"

You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.

And an exorcism.

What’s a reverse exorcism?

It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.

Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.

What is a reverse exorcism?

It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.

When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.

When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.

Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.

What’s the opposite of an exorcism?

It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.

Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?

It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.

What do you call a reverse exorcism?

It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.

What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.