Ephah jokes
How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.
What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
Community talk
GENESIS 25 The Death of Abraham 1Abraham had taken another wife, whose name was Keturah. 2She bore him Zimran, Jokshan, Medan, Midian, Ishbak and Shuah. 3Jokshan was the father of Sheba and Dedan; the descendants of Dedan were the Ashurites, the Letushites and the Leummites. 4The sons of Midian were Ephah, Epher, Hanok, Abida and Eldaah. All these were descendants of Keturah. 5Abraham left everything he owned to Isaa… Read more