Encasement jokes
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
Community talk
attention everyone we have some sad news some of you know me aaden and Skyler found our pride and joy lavender the bird sadly lavender got out of her encasement and a dog got her sadly she was our pride and joy if you want to drop in and say goodbye
rip lavender god bless love you lavender