what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Why do you always high five the emo person... cause can't just leave them hanging.
Why did the emo person cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE haha
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
