Emo chicken jokes
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
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When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
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What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.