Egotist jokes

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?

If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.

If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.

Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 💅