Eggman jokes
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
Memes
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! ππ₯
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Community
so there is this guy, let's call him snape. snape is eggman (my crush)'s bestie, and there is something... suspicious about him. there was this one time he said i had the biggest asian eyes, when it is clearly my bully's brother. I personally think my eyes are pretty small, and definetely smaller than my bully's brother's. I have no idea why snape is rooting for someone that is not his friend. plz lmk if this sus