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Sonic

1 year ago
A text message conversation shows the question "What's wrong?" with the answer "Whenever Sonic beats Eggman in the final level, Eggman always outruns him and gets to his giant robot before Sonic catches him, beating Sonic's average running speed of 767.269 miles per hour which is the speed of sound. This means that Dr Eggman is actually the fastest thing alive." followed by the reply "nothing". The message is shown on a white background with a phone keyboard shown at the bottom.
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    Snail

    4 years ago

    Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.

    Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.

    Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.

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