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The cold winter night there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men where gay but they did not know. Fili: Fili. Kili: And Kili. Fili and Kili: At your service. Kili: You must be Mr. Baggins. Bilbo: No! You canât come in, youâve come to the wrong house. Kili: What?! Has it been canceled? Fili: No one told us. Bilbo: Can...! No, nothingâs been canceled. Kili: Thatâs a relief. Fili: Careful with these, I just had them sharpened. Kili: Itâs nice, this place. Did you do it yourself? Bilbo: Uh...no, itâs been in the family for years. Thatâs my motherâs glory box, can you please not do that? Dwalin: Fili, KiÂli, come on, give us a hand. Kili: Mr. Dwalin. Balin: Letâs shove this in the hole, or otherwise weâll never get everyone in. Bilbo: Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. Thereâs nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! Thereâs far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockheadâs idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste! One of the Dwarves: Get off, you big lump!
Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. it was a bar seat. they where able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf's saw them they sang... "Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"