DoS jokes
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face as you climax.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!
How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
What does a spy do when he's cold?
He goes under cover.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you say to a magician with autism?
Are you "Autism-ic?"
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot?
Because they are high.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!